According to recent polls, most famously, the one conducted by MSNBC, Americans' perception of Islam is the lowest it has ever been. Talking heads on the telly naturally gathered around this rather exotically strange and unexplanable development and informed their proletariat (that is, we the people) that this was indeed an alarming trend that must be curbed. They, in their majestic wisdom arrived upon the delectable truth that this development was most certainly the cause of the images media throws upon the wretched racist redneck masses of the evil Infidelistan that is the US. So, you see, its the media's fault. Don't they know that showing ululating psychopaths chant the kalimah (La ilaha il Allah, va Muhammad'un Rasool Ullah --  There's no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his Prophet) and behead infidels in some hinterland of civilization will fuel negative perceptions of The Great Noble Religion of Peace © ?!? How could they be so irresponsible so as to show things as they are?!?

Folks, that is the question we seek the answer to in this post.

    So, you see, folks, they could be so irresponsible as they are controlled by the Vast Right Wing Neocon Zionist Redneck Racist Apartheid Nazis © These sub-humans are so wretched that they would show decent peace-loving Muslims as terrorists! You see Reuters was started by a Jewish man Paul Julius Reuter, hence its part of the the conspiracy. But wait....the fact that Reuters -  a reputed newswire agency let blatantly amateurish doctored photos from Lebanon pass through the wire, even though a cursory glance by a competent photo editor would have caught the fraud skews our analysis doesn't it? Even though established by an international, usurious Jew, why would a member of the said conspiracy want to skewer world opinion against the Zionist Entity (Israel) ? Perhaps.

  But, if you are one who followed the trail of logical thought from the above analysis, you are part of the Zionist Enemy Number One, wallahi!! Why, you ask!?! I'll tell you why! As Arab Media has shown us, the sneaky, clever Zionists had used Reuters to doctor the photo to turn opinion against the Zionist Entity so that they could expose it and hence discredit all the atrocities that they have committed upon the helpless Lebanese and Palestinian souls! AHA! gotcha now, didnt they!?!?

*Sigh* I wish I was making this up.

To those who don't get it -- I hope you trip on a landmine.

Signing Out!